The One With the Yankee

Parker is in this obsessive Pirate stage.
He watches Pirates of the Caribbean constantly.
He still wears parts of his pirate costume from halloween.
He doesn't want to wear ANY item of clothing unless there is a skull and crossbones on it.
He won't drink out of any glass but his pirate thermos Aunt Katie got him for Christmas.
Preslie can play with any toy BUT pirate toys.
And everything he says ends in "Y'ar matey!"

Well the other day Parker was playing with his huge playmobil pirate boat and the million pirate people he has.

He held up a particularly sary little plastic man with a hook and a wooden peg leg and said "This is a swashbuckler."

Then he grabbed a colonial plastic gentlemen with the white haired wig and classy clothes and told us, "And this is a YANKEE!!"

Umm . . . . who's coming to my house at night and teaching my child these things?